Trying to drive to work...

Now is it just me or is driving one of the worst things any of us have to do? I mean seriously what the fuck is wrong with other people? You have Grandpa Munster slowing down to 10 in his 86 Monte Carlo at every green light and people driving in closed lanes expecting you to let them in because they can't read simple traffic signs...

I don't mean to go on a rant here (sorry Mr. Miller), but if more people could drive with the skill of the apes at the beginning of 2001 we'd have less headaches on the road. Instead we have Helen Keller on acid screeching from lane to lane without so much as a turn signal. Then on the flip side some people let you know they are going to be turning left fourteen blocks from now, then suddenly turn right. If half of other drivers could somehow mantain a steady driving pace the world would run infinitely smoother and with less headaches. The day the government bans smoking inside your vehicle is the day I trade in my Dunhill's for an automatic assault rifle, because hey... everyone needs stress relief. Now if this continues I am afraid my only answer is to take up golf. Why you may ask? I'll tell you why. Next time I am doing the speed limit and your Honda Accord with the 28 foot tall spoiler cuts me off then slows down to 30, I'll have a wide selection of clubs to Jack Nicholson the hood of your car with. Drive like you know what you're doing or get to the back of the bus. Public Transit is there to keep your negligent ass off of the roads and where it belongs. Sitting next to Gomer Pyle and half the cast of Trailer Park Boys in the back of the fucking bus. But that's just my opinion...

- R