Reality T.V. Kicks Ass!!!!

Just watched Survivor: Palau. Fuck I love this show. Seeing Ulong come back from 5-2 to tie it up only to lose... poor bastards. The gay guy beating the redneck twice!! Gotta love the redneck. Afterwards he said "It feels terrible havin' my butt whooped by a homosexual, ya know? But a lot of gay folks is strong man. They all workin out at the gym an' all. Damn." Fucking priceless. I'm pulling for Ian and Tom from Koror and Steph from Ulong. Watching Steph take out that little beach blonde chickie was fantastic! Don't mess with Philly bee-yotch.

Also, getting pretty huge on the Amazing Race. Never watched one before but since it had Rob & "Ambah" from Survivor: All-Stars I had to give it a chance. I love those two. I hope they take it home and win themselves another million. Hopefully the boyfriends are the next to go. Good God, could they have picked a more stereotypical gay couple? It would also be nice to see the beauty queen and the P.O.W. leave. Can someone tell me how that broad is a beauty queen? C'mon, she must have come from the most inbred hillbilly county to be even considered attractive. Maybe if they win the mill she can get some plastic surgery done... Face lift, tummy tuck and boob job sweetheart. Look into it.

- R