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Sunday, September 03, 2006

My week in review Sep. 3

So here are my reviews and opinions on the general goings on in my life. Let's start with:

Rick Dees: 1 outta 6

Good God I don't know why, but I can't stand Rick Dees! He is the poor man's Casey Kasem. A welfare Dick Clark! My least favorite radio listening experiences all come back to the D-man. I just hate him and I don't know why.

Barnyard: 4 outta 6

Billie, Cindy and I all went to see this on Thursday and I have to say It was actually pretty good. I had very very low expectations and figured it would be a steaming pile of monkey feces. I was wrong. While it may not be as adult friendly as most cartoon movies these days it still has some damn funny jokes and in a lot of ways it reminded me of the Far Side, which can't be a bad thing. If you have kids go see it, if you don't and you like this stuff wait for DVD.

Jew Gangster: 6 outta 6

This is one of my new favourite books. I have read it twice since I got it and will probably read it again by the end of the week. Joe Kuberts beautiful storytelling is reminiscent of Will Eisner, and the story reminds me of a more serious version of Mobsters. I highly recommend this to anyone who enjoys old school gangster mafia stories.

Hugo's Raspberry Cheesecake: 6 outta 6

Mike, Monica, Richard, Rebecca, Andy, Cindy and I all went to Hugo's last night for desert and drinks after an ok dinner at the Canoe Club. I had the raspberry cheesecake and three crown and cokes, and the desert was amazing! I love a good cheesecake and this was simply divine. For six bucks I would be surprised if you could find a tastier desert. Plus it came with a scoop of ice cream! How can you beat that?! Seriously! Yum yum yum.

Old Navy's Get your Fash-on Ads: 0 outta 6

I fucking hate these commercials more than I dislike Rick Dees. I hate them with the burning fury of a hundred thousand suns. Get your fash on? What does that even mean you ignorant fucks? If this catch phrase spawns a life of it's own and worms it's way into current pop culture I will personally boycott / burn down Old Navy. Your fash on? Seriously. Fuck.

Well that's all for now. See everyone? I'm updating in a more timely manner! I can do this! Excelsior!

- R

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