Movie Reviews Part 1

HOKAY!!!! So here goes... all the movies from Monday to Wednesday (which actually worked out to more than one a day)

Back To The Future: 5 outta 6

God I love this movie! How can it possibly be bad when you have Michael J and Chris Lloyd traveling through time in a fucking Delorean? I think everyone has seen this film so I don't really need to say more.

Back To The Future 2: 5 outta 6

This is one of those rare movies that is actually at least as good as the original! I love the whole Biff / Future Biff interaction and seeing Mike play his son and daughter as well as Marty is great. I also love the way these movies are set in the not to distant future that is actually getting pretty close and we have none of this cool tech. It's 2006 and still no flying cars or Mr. Fusion machines! Speaking of future tech, where is my motherfucking hoverboard? I don't think I am alone here! How many of you out there first watched this movie and practically shit your pants in anticipation of the almighty hoverboard? That thing is awesome and really helped make this movie fantastic.

Back To The Future 3: 4 outta 6

Definitely the weaker film of the trilogy, but still very watchable. The old west was a little goofy, what with the whole Clint Eastwood thing, but still pretty good overall. It was a kinda lackluster ending to the whole trilogy and a lot was left unexplained... That and why didn't Doc and Marty just siphon the gas out of the car Doc came back in to put in the one Marty came back in, since both Deloreans existed at the same time. PLOT HOLE!!! They didn't need to push it with a train! Stupid scientist! Anyhoo other than the gaping plotholes, still a decent film. Oh also I forgot! My personal theory is that when Marty burned the Sports Almanac at the end of BTTF 2 he was actually burning the pinup girl mag that Biff had put the dust jacket on, so that way Marty can still make a fortune in gambling! Screw Doc and his no personal gain rules! Why have a time machine if it's not for personal gain? Geez...

Monty Python's Life of Brian: 6 outta 6

These guys have made some of the funniest movies ever made. They completely stand the test of time and are so freakin' rewatchable! Brian, the babe they called Brian... The music is funny as hell, the blatant mockery of religion is funnier still! The ex-leper is one of my favorite small role characters in any movie ever made and the bloody Romans are fantastic. If you haven't seen this movie you are dead to me! DEAD!

More to come!

- R