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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Tonight is the night baby!!! ROTS Spoilers

OMFG!!! Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith!!! This is it, the big finale, the climactic ending, the last Star Wars movie ever!!! It's gonna have everything. Dooku vs. Obi-Wan, Yoda vs. Palpy, Mace going out in a blaze of glory, Grievous vs. Obi-Wan, Anakin slaughtering the younglings, and of course OBI-WAN VS. ANAKIN! I have been waiting for this since I was a little kid. Wow wow wow wow! I am so excited, I don't think anything could bring me down right now. I hope to see lots of you out there tonight, hopefully some people will be dressed up. Brooke is actually coming to this geek-fest too. Surprise surprise. I'm glad that she is making an effort to like the things I do. It means a lot to me and she is a fabulous girlfriend that I am remarkably lucky to have. Love you babe!

Now I am trying to not get too overworked for this flick because I felt like Phantom Menace was going to be touched by the hand of God himself, and left totally disappointed. So with out getting to worked up I firmly believe this movie will be touched by the hand of God himself!!! I know I am setting myself up for disappointment, but... eh whatever.

I really can't wait to see the lightsaber duels, we got at least five solid duels going on in this flick. I am really looking forward to Mace and whoever he gets whacked by. Sam Jackson is so fucking pimp, and you know with him it has to be good.

So that's all for now, check back tomorrow for my full review on the flick, maybe even with pictures if I can figure out how to upload them from my phone. Until tomorrow faithful readers... May the force be with you, always.

- R

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

OMG!!! ROTS!!!

I totally forgot! STAR WARS BITCHES!!! I already got me and Brooke's tickets (Yes I am dragging her kicking and screaming). 12:01 AM. WOOHOO! Anyone else who wants in on this once in a lifetime event better march your ass down to Silver City and hope that they have some tickets still. Line up starts (well for us anyway) at 10:00 PM Wednesday the 18th. Be there and be square. Very very square. Gimme a call if you're coming so we can keep an eye out for ya!

Also in the next little while we have the season finales of Lost and Smallville, new Batman movie, Fantastic Four and War of the Worlds. Wow. Great summer movies this year. Rumor has it there is going to be a trailer for Superman with Batman. I have mixed feelings about this big queer boy wearing the tights and representing the "S" though... I will try to have faith in Singer and reserve judgment but c'mon, look at this dweeb:



No offense but I've seen tougher Village People then this tall drink of fag. Ok.... so maybe I won't reserve judgment. He is horrible, but it's not just him. The costume is all kinds of bad. The shield on the chest is wayyyyy to small and the mini-"s" on the belt? Fuck... leave it to Hollywood for the complete bastardization of a global icons duds. What's next? Horrible I say, horrible. Now don't get me wrong though... I will still be seeing this one opening day. Either enjoying it because, as we all know, Superman is the best thing since sliced bread (or is sliced bread the best thing since Superman?), or screaming and crying and throwing things at the screen because they are forcibly removing me from my seat due to the tantrum I am throwing over the utter blasphemy of it all. Not sure which one I'm looking forward to more...

- R

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Ok so it's been awhile... whatever. I'm busy! Get of my ass people! Anyhoo... nothing new to report... Amazing Race is over and Uchenna and Joyce won. Good for them, but now there is going to be an Ambah and Rob withdrawal until their TELEVISED WEDDING SPECIAL!!! Woohoo! On the Survivor front, my sweet Stephanie was voted out leaving me feeling cold, bitter and a little dead inside... The one episode I don't watch and she gets booted. I was fucking pissed.

What else... U2 concert fucking kicked ass! Wow what a show. It blew my fucking mind, yo.

Ummm... anything else... hmmm.... nope.

- R