Passion 2: Zombie Jesus Strikes Back

Well everyone I hope you will all have a good weekend. I'll be up in N-Town having some nosh with the in-laws at Tigh-Na-Mara. Maybe I'll watch Passion of the Christ, maybe Shaun of the Dead... I'm not sure. All I do know is that this weekend is a time to celebrate people getting nailed to trees who then come back as zombies and hypnotize bunny rabbits to leave chocolate eggs in unsuspecting childrens bedrooms... or something like that. I never paid much attention in Sunday school.

So enjoy your chocolate bunnies and ham dinners or whatever the hell you'll be doing this weekend and watch out for the undead rising up from their graves, but if they do anyone who knows anything about zombies will meet at my Dad's house (a.k.a. Super Zombie Proof House).

Nanananana *uhhhh*

- R

Hmmm...

Starting to realize I don't really post anything other than reality T.V. updates... gonna have to rectify that. Until then though, another great Amazing Race this week. Mom and son team gone. Everything about this show is truly amazing. No pun intended. I really really think Rob and Amber are gonna win this. Then came the best part. Next weeks episode the old lady fall down a cave and the brothers get into a car wreck!!! Holy crap!

Survivor was good. Nice to see Ulong finally get some challenges won. Steph dominated the shooting task. Is there anything this broad can't do? She is up there with Rudy and Boston Rob in my all time greatest and most favorite Survivors. Now it's 5-0 for immunity challenges. God that has to be embarrassing for all your friends and family to see. Fuck around. Kinda sad to see James the redneck get his torch snuffed instead if Ib, but whatever... Those guys are doomed for failure. Ok well I gotta go and I will try to update more often.

Peace out bitches!

- R

So long Willard...

Survivor update: So this week was strange with both teams going to tribal council after the challenge. My guys pulled it off again and won the challenge then got to pick a member of the other tribe to get immunity. Total twist when Ibrehim got the immunity and he was the one getting voted off!!! The piercing tatoo chick got the big boot and so did Willard, the old man. Not really sad to see either of them go. Not really a stellar episode by any means...

Now on to Amazing Race. Rob and Amber continue to conive their way forward, convincing other teams to quit the challenge. Good God these people are stupid. The gay guys came in first which pissed me off... They need to go in a big screaming queen kinda way.

- R

Reality T.V. Kicks Ass!!!!

Just watched Survivor: Palau. Fuck I love this show. Seeing Ulong come back from 5-2 to tie it up only to lose... poor bastards. The gay guy beating the redneck twice!! Gotta love the redneck. Afterwards he said "It feels terrible havin' my butt whooped by a homosexual, ya know? But a lot of gay folks is strong man. They all workin out at the gym an' all. Damn." Fucking priceless. I'm pulling for Ian and Tom from Koror and Steph from Ulong. Watching Steph take out that little beach blonde chickie was fantastic! Don't mess with Philly bee-yotch.

Also, getting pretty huge on the Amazing Race. Never watched one before but since it had Rob & "Ambah" from Survivor: All-Stars I had to give it a chance. I love those two. I hope they take it home and win themselves another million. Hopefully the boyfriends are the next to go. Good God, could they have picked a more stereotypical gay couple? It would also be nice to see the beauty queen and the P.O.W. leave. Can someone tell me how that broad is a beauty queen? C'mon, she must have come from the most inbred hillbilly county to be even considered attractive. Maybe if they win the mill she can get some plastic surgery done... Face lift, tummy tuck and boob job sweetheart. Look into it.

- R

Wow wow holy fucking wow!!!!!

Just a quick post to say that I just saw the new trailer for Episode III!!!! Holy fucking cow balls! This looks like Mr. Lucas has made up for the last two pieces of Bantha poodoo we all had to sit through. Yoda throws down again, the big Ani/Obi-Wan duel, Palpatine going all wack and pulling out his lightsaber!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! I'll be camping out for tickets yet again... Hope to see you all there! Oh yeah... and if it sucks wait 'til you hear that rampage. Make sure you check back in here on the 18th of May to find out either way.

- R

Just wow... wow...

I really don't know what to say other than I make 50 grand a year and look at this shit all day long at work. Ummm... I hope my boss doesn't see this...

This is just fucked...

http://www.turboaba.com/Brazil.wmv

- R